Reading HHH Hash Schedule (readinghhh)

TMI#309 — April Fool, Full Pink Moon, Ass Wednesday, Passover Trail Hared by Lunachic

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:00:00 GMT

(Wed, 01 Apr 2026 6 pm - 9 pm GMT) Shenanegans, no other way to say it. Come out and celebrate all of these occasions on one day. Don't be fooled, you will need a dry bag. Hash cash $7

H5#1057 — National Walking Around Things Day Trail Hared by Trail Bait

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 13:00:00 GMT

(Sat, 04 Apr 2026 1 pm - 4 pm GMT) Where: Kayak Launch parking lot off of Creek Rd in Camp Hill. httpsj://maps.app.goo.gl/Wat1xEouKffdWxUN6 When: Saturday April 4th 1:00 PM, hare off at 1:30PM Why: Trailbait & Just Aaron are hosting friends from OK who haven't yet had the chance to hash. National Walking Around Things Day falls perfectly during their trip. Sounded like a hash-ppurtunity to me!!! What else: Dog friendly. No need for dry bag, but circle will be next to a creek so bring sandals if you want to wade.

RH3 #1196: Dyngus Day Hash

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 18:15:00 EST

(Mon, 06 Apr 2026 6:15 pm - 8:15 pm EST)

On On- Brentwood Trailhead, 639 Morgantown Rd, Reading, PA 19611

Hares: Hot For Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do & Down In Front

Hash Cash: $5

Get ready, you magnificent degenerates, because on April 6 we’re celebrating the holiest of post-Easter traditions: Dyngus Day This special day is a time-honored excuse for revelry, ridiculousness, and just the right amount of bad decisions.Legend has it this day is all about rebirth, flirtation, and playful chaos… but let’s be honest, for this hash it’s about beer, shenanigans, and whatever questionable traditions your hares decide to throw out there.

Your mischievous trio of hares, Hot for Teacher, Any Crack’ll Do, and Down in Front are cooking up a trail that promises equal parts cultural confusion and physical regret. Expect a splash of Polish flair, a dash of awkward courtship rituals, and maybe getting wet in ways you didn’t plan for.

Will there be pussy willows? Eh, maybe. Will there be water? Almost certainly. Will there be dignity? Absolutely not.So don your finest red and white, bring your best pickup lines (or worst, we don’t judge), and prepare for an evening of running, drinking, and Dyngus-style debauchery.

RH3 #1197 / Rogue North H3 Joint Trail

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 14:00:00 EST

(Sat, 11 Apr 2026 2 pm - 5 pm EST)

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Packs Em In The Rear

H5#1058 — Most Excellent Hash Hared by Sister and ID

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 14:00:00 GMT

(Sat, 11 Apr 2026 2 pm - 5 pm GMT) Sister & ID are taking the Saturday April 11 hash, H5 #1058, it will be our "Most Excellent Hash". It will start at Angie's Diner & Lounge at 1360 Eisenhower Blvd, Harrisburg, PA 17111. Meet at 2pm, hares off at 2:30. More details later.

H5#1059 — Phoof Outruns the Mountaineers Trail Hared by Phoof There It Is

Sat, 18 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

(Sat, 18 Apr 2026 4 pm - 7 pm GMT) Phoof Outruns the Mountaineers: Morgantown Invasion hash and Dance Spectacular! Morgantown H3 wants to run the burg and Phoof wants to dance his way around the city! Let's do both! Come help me show our Southern neighbors how we move! Start: Across the street from Dukes in the back parking lot in Wormleysburg. Time: 4:00 Hash cash: $7.00 Real Dance checks, Party Checks, Shiggy, Turkey-Eagle Splits, No Couches Burned and I'm not leaving Harrisburg till the dance clubs close.

RH3 #1198 4/20 Hash

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:15:00 EST

(Mon, 20 Apr 2026 6:15 pm - 8:15 pm EST)

Alright Wankers and Bims, Hustlaz and Hoes… what better way to celebrate 4/20 then getting lit at the hash? Now, don’t come rolling in looking like some hippy doper, cuz we’re taking this shit 90s gangsta style, biotches!! Breakout out your boombox, your gold chains, and your high top reeboks… and get ready to slam some Hamms and grape juice!

On On: 6:15p Lower Access lot at Monocacy Hill

Hares: One Knee Wonder & Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: “I’ve got 5 on it”

H5#1060 — Ten Sexty Trail Hared by Wild Cherry

Sat, 25 Apr 2026 15:00:00 GMT

(Sat, 25 Apr 2026 3 pm - 6 pm GMT) When: Saturday, April 25, 3:00, Hare off at 3:30 Where: 2800 Fulling Mill Rd, Middletown. Go to the far left of the parking lot where the old parking lot is Hare: Wild Cherry Hash cash: $7 Lots of shiggy. Bring dry bag. Trail is dog friendly, but leash is needed for second half of trail.